If you or anyone you know tries to tell me you like Pigeons, I will come find you and punch you in the face. The number of those filthy birds inhabiting the island of Manhattan blows my mind, yet I'm pretty positive it's illegal to shoot them.
My hatred for these creatures intensified this year when I moved into my new apartment. The 2 foot crevice between my building and the one next door has created a haven on my windowsill for a family of pigeons to call home. They coo, fly, walk, and apparently have a party on the sill outside my shower on a 24/7 basis. Of course my window has a tiny opening between the 2 panes of glass so I even get little feather presents in my shower occasionally.
I was told ammonia will keep them away, and I've poured so much on the windowsill I personally can't be in the room and they still continue to come back. I'm out of ideas, I think I'm going to just go buy a shot gun and pray I don't get caught.
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